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Flash. Freudian Thoughts. Gaze Of The Nereid. Greater Planar Lover. Healing of Innocent. Heartbraker. Heterophobia
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Flash
Illusion (Pattern)
Level: Brd 1, Src/ Wiz 1
Components: V, S
Casting Time: 1 action
Range: 12 yards
Target: 1 creature per level
Duration: 1 round per level
Saving Throw: Will Negates
Spell Resistance: Yes
In casting this spell, the mage must expose a body part (knee, thigh, shoulder, or something more sensitive, as the caster desires) and call out something appropriate. It will only affect members of the opposite sex or homosexuals. It will cause all creatures affected to be stunned by the incredible attractiveness of the body part they have just seen exposed.
Freudian Thoughts
Enchantment (Compulsion) [Mind-Affecting]
Level: Src/ Wiz 1
Components: V, M, DF
Casting Time: 1 action
Range: Within heraing range of the subject
Target: 1 person
Duration: 10 minutes per level (D)
Saving Throw: Will Negates
Spell Resistance: Yes
Sage's Note: This is a great role-playing vehicle for some players if their characters get this spell cast on them. It could be real fun having a pervert for a character.
A person subject to this spell begins consciously and subconsciously to interpret everything in sexual terms. For example, the subject would perceive a sword attack not only as melee but also as an attempted rape by a male, and would experience eating a taco as... well, you get the idea.
The material component is a small piece of a couch, divine focus is the caster's holy symbol, and the verbal component is a lewd innuendo.
Gaze Of The Nereid
Conjuration (Summoning)
Level: Sex 9, Src/ Wiz 8
Components: S
Casting Time: 1 action
Range: 60 yards
Target: 1 creature
Duration: Instantaneous
Saving Throw: yes
Spell Resistance: Yes
One person, on whom the eyes of the caster fall after completing this spell must succeed in a will-save with a penalty of -2, or drown instantly. If he/she doesn't drown, he/she finds total ecstasy for one minute per level of the caster and is effectively paralyzed
Greater Planar Lover
(by Muse of Fire)
Level: Clr 9
See Planar Lover
Healing of Innocent
Conjuration (Healing)
Level: Mdw 8
Components: V, S, Focus
Casting Time: 1 minute
Range: short, 25 ft+5ft/level
Target: 30 creatures+1/level max, see text
Duration: Instantous
Saving Throw: No (harmless)
Spell Resistance: Yes
The name of this spell hides the true meaning behind a bit poetic, since it's targets are those as yet unborn, and those chidren less than 2 years old (in human years, this may vary depending on racial ages), not any confusing and deluding idea of innocense. This spell combines effects of Heal and Greater Restoration. I addition, the spell might remove negative alterations on yet unborn, these spells would normally not remove. In the later case, the spell must be targeted at only one yet unborn creature. These negative alterations can be mutations, curses, diseases, or magical alterations, negative energy effects or other such effects harmful or negatively altering in nature. It does not remove benefical effects, even if they these effects are weird. The definition of beneficial and negative effects depends strongly on the religion of the mother..
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Target's of this spell must be touching each others, i. e. in case of the unborn, their 'mothers' will have to touch each other.
Heartbraker
Necromancy
Level: Src/ Wiz 9
Components: V, S
Casting Time: 1 action
Range: 6 feet
Target: 1 creature
Duration: Permanent
Saving Throw: Fortitude Negates
Spell Resistance: Yes
This spell induces a sudden heart attack in its recipient. A fortitude save is allowed. If the save is failed, the creature makes a constitution check vs. DC 12. If the check fails, the creature dies. If the creature survives, he/she will be totally incapacitated for 1d6+6 game weeks. He/she will also permanently lose one point of Strength and one point of Constitution, and will have a 5% chance of a future heart attack every time he/she ever is required to make a Constitution check. Note that this spell does require its victim to have a heart, so not all creatures can be affected (i. e. golems, undead, slime, etc).
Heterophobia
Enchantment (Mind-Affecting)
Level: Src/ Wiz 2
Components: V, S, M
Casting Time: 1 action
Range: 20 yards
Target: 1 person
Duration: 10 minutes + 1 round per level
Saving Throw: Will Negates
Spell Resistance: Yes
Heterophobia causes a person, regardless of orientation, to become angry and nauseous at the concept or sight of any person or behavior which might be construed as heterosexual. The subject will attempt to evade and avoid any such thing and, if evasion proves impossible, be hostile and even violent. The subject can be considered to be shaken, except when it is unable to evade, when it becomes enraged, when it gets a bonus of +1 to attack and damage and a modification of –1 on everything else.
Heterosexuals affected by this spell will be constantly ill at ease, suffering a –1 modification on all rolls. The material component is a lump of moldy cheese shaped like a triangle (or a square, for the converse).
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