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Playmate. Pornographic Glamer. Potency. Power Word, Castrate. Prevent Nausea. Prismatic Dildo
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Playmate
(by Muse of Fire)
Necromancy
Level: Brd 1, Clr 1, Sor/Wiz 1
Components: V, S, M
Casting Time: 1 hour
Range: 10 yards
Target: 1 summoned creature
Duration: 1 night
This spell summons a sexually compatible Outsider, usually a Petitioner of the goddess of lust for 1/hour per level. (Petitioners are dead people devoted to a specific god. They have no memory of mortal life--this is paradise, why let anything that nasty get in the way? Especially if your husband languishes in Carceri? ) She will not participate in combat.
Level 1-3= Wallflower with a lustful soul, -2 charisma mod. (But she's still spent the last hundred years or so in a realm of orgies and revels, Sensual arts skill 5+caster level. Or something similar for a different religion. )
Level 4-6 normal charisma.
Level 7-9 hot babe. (+2 cha)
Level 10-up legendary beauty. (+4-+6)
Level 13 on up: she brings along some toys.
While these will not fight they will participate in sexual activities appropriate to their alignment and religion. Also no deity will allow the summoning of a petitioner who would not enjoy such an action.
The clerical version only summons petitioners of allied deities, where as the wizard version (which includes an appropriate prayer to direct the summoning) can go anywhere (though directing it at unfamiliar deities won't necessarily get you the answer you want. )
Every deity will send a different kind of petitioner. The type of action the playmate will participate in depends strongly on the deity (e. g. a petitioner of a deity of pain will only participate in sexual acts, that will cause pain).
The material component is an appropriate offering of 1 GP value.
Final note: when a neutral person summons an evil playmate there is a 1% chance that a succubus/erinyess arrives. This jumps to 5%, 10% or even automatic when a good person casts. Hey, free souls!
[Tanelin’s notes: I like the spell Playmate on the whole, but I think it would work out better as at least a second level spell, if not 3rd, but that’s my opinion--as with any spell, item, or rule, tweak it to your needs before incorporating it into your campaign world]
PMS
Necromancy
Level: Src/ Wiz 1
Components: V, S, M
Casting Time: 1 action
Range: 10 yards
Target: 1 creature
Duration: 1 minute per level
Saving Throw: Fortitude halves
Spell Resistance: Yes
PMS causes the subject to experience an unceasing, agonizing, dull throbbing pain throughout the groin and lower abdomen, as though all the muscles in that area were clenched like a vise. Attack and all saves are treated as if the subject was one level lower, and Constitution and Charisma are reduced by 1 for the duration of the spell. A successful save results in a nagging headache reducing Constitution and Charisma by 1 for the duration of the spell.
Pornographic Glamer
Illusion (Glamer)
Level: Sex 2, Src/ Wiz 2
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Components: V, S, M
Casting Time: 1 action
Range: 10 yards
Area: 10’ x 10’ vertical square
Duration: 1 minute per level (D)
Saving Throw: Will Negates
Spell Resistance: Yes
This spell creates a very convincing, erotic illusion with the additional effect of an Arousal cantrip, that will not affect anybody who would ordinarily not be sexually excited by engaging in the behavior or by the objects or people being viewed. The illusion includes visual and auditory effects only.
The material component of this spell is a slilghtly burned candlewick.
Potency
Transmutation
Level: Clr 3
Components: V, M
Casting Time: 2 minutes
Range: 8 ft
Target: 1 creature
Duration: 2 hours
Saving Throw: None
Spell Resistance: Yes (harmless)
This spell temporarily cures impotency/infertility, granting the target a 90% chance of impregnating their partner or impregnation. However, the sudden burst of energy is such a shock to the system that one point of constitution is permanently lost.
Power Word, Castrate
Conjuration (Creation)
Level: Sdo 8, Src/ Wiz 8
Components: V
Casting Time: 1 action
Range: Close (25 ft + 5 ft/ 2 levels)
Area: Creatures with up to 200 total hit points within a 15 ft. -radius sphere.
Duration: Permanent
Saving Throw: None
Spell Resistance: Yes
When this spell is cast, one or more male creatures of any type within the spell range and area of effect are castrated. The power word castrates one creature with 60 hit points, or it castrates two or more creatures with 10 or fewer hit points, up to a maximum of 120 hit points. The option to attack a single creature, or multiple creatures, must be stated along with the spell range and area of effect center. The current hit points of the creatures are used.
Prevent Nausea
Conjuration (Healing)
Level: Clr 0, Drd 0
Components: V, S
Casting Time: 1 action
Range: Touch
Target: 1 living creature
Duration: 1 hour/level
Saving Throw: None
Spell Resistance: Yes (harmless)
This spell will prevent the woman from getting nausea for the duration of the spell.
Prismatic Dildo
Conjuration (Summoning)
Level: Sex 6, Src/ Wiz 6
Components: V
Casting Time: 1 action
Range: 60 yards
Target: 1 person
Duration: 3 minutes per level
Saving Throw: Will Negates
Spell Resistance: Yes
This spell allows the caster to conjure up an opaque object within some orifice of a creature within range, providing the creature with seven different sexual stimuli. Any creature with Constitution under 6 or fewer than 4 Hit Dice is immediately overcome by the sensation and falls orgasming and unconscious for 20 to 40 minutes. Any attempt to remove the dildo only lodges it further, and increases the duration by 2 minutes. The seven colors of the shimmering cylinder function as follows:
| Color | Order | Effect | Negated By |
| Red | 1st | Pornographic Illusions | Disbelief, True Seeing |
| Orange | 2nd | Arousal Cantrip | Disinterest |
| Yellow | 3rd | Expansion/ Contraction | Hold Person |
| Green | 4th | Enigmatic Enema | Transmute Water to Dust |
| Blue | 5th | Ben-Wa Rotation | Chill Touch |
| Indigo | 6th | Vibration | Irritation |
| Violet | 7th | Lubrication | Dispel Magic |
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Each color must be removed in order to negate the dildo before the end of its natural duration. The spellcaster also may dispel the dildo at will. It is rumored that other variations of the Prismatic Dildo exist, both in their effects and their negations.
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